The phone has gone through some vast alterations in the last few decades, analogue to digital, land lines to mobile networks but what next? Enter the Auto-munchies-Dialer is a revolution in the takeaway experience;
Are you hungry but don't know what you want to eat?
Tired off finding that menu for the kebab shop?
Are you too intoxicated to dial the number correctly?
If you answered “yes” to any of the above then the Auto munchies Dialer is for you. Upon picking up the handset of the Auto munchies Dialer a Breathalyzer test is performed and based upon the results a set takeaway restaurant is dialed automatically. As the number is being dialed you will be informed of the type of food that will be avalible to order, if in doubt just ask for chips.
The defaults are as follows
Blood Alcohol content Cuisine
0.1 – Kebab
0.2 – Chinese
0.3 – Massive curry
*0.4 or more – Ambulance
However this can be customized to the users tastes, for instance if your blood alcohol content was 0.2 you could have the Auto-munchies-Dialer call for a kebab instead of a Chinese. Or alternatively another popular option is to have the Auto munchies Dialer always order a "Massive curry".
It should be noted that whilst the Auto munchies Dialer does auto dial it does not auto order so you should ensure that your speech is coherent before using the Auto-munchies-Dialer to ensure a successful order.
The target market for this product are people in the age range of 18-25 years of age. This is because it is usually people in this age category (young drinkers) who find themselves in such a situation where the Auto munchies Dialer would be of use. I have reached this conclusion from collecting data from market research carried out by myself and my friends, also when I proposed this idea to my peers it was concluded to be a worthwhile invention.
The Auto munchies Dialer is available in a wide selection of colours and works with all major network providers. The Auto-munchies-Dialer can be purchased from the low low price of £9.99 or for £14.99 a cordless version is available. Auto-munchies-Dialers will be ready for purchase from 01/01/2017.
If you like this idea or have and suggestions for improvements feel free to post a comment detailing your thoughts.
*This post does not encourage excessive drinking in any way shape of form.
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